Okay, we at Funny Biz Writers may not be super knowledgable about Ultimate Fighting, UFC, MMA and all of that ultra badass, bare knuckles (& toes) fighting, but we can appreciate a solid takedown, choke hold and snap kick as much as the next guy or gal. How cool was it when wew got contacted by a gentleman well-respected in that world, a fighter himself, who was invited to be a main speaker at the birthday party in Los Angeles of one Ultimate Fighting's most acclaimed and beloved figures, a long time referee and MMA teacher who knows TONS of the absolute most famous fighters on the scene. The guys in attendance at this fiesta of iron fists were billboard-famous, household name-famous, been-in-mainstream-movies-famous, and we at FBW were SO honored to be able to write edgy zingers that jabbed hard at the men who can not be stopped. These guys could probably make us submit with their pinkies, but our inside jokes had them falling over in their seats. You don't have to have rock hard ceps or a bull neck to come on real strong in your next speaking engagement, you just need the sharp, precise and funny words that cut through all defenses. And the easiest way to get those is by contacting Funny Biz Writers at firstname.lastname@example.org or 323/244-1496. You are guaranteed a knockout!
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