It was frankly fun to write this roast speech, which comprised many jokes framed within appropriately serious, explanatory setup elements that framed the razor-sharp zingers. It thrilled us to know that the targets of the jokes have sat in Governor's mansions and City Halls and, in some cases, The White House as trusted members of a presidential administration. But the point is that we love poring over the facts of ANY roast honoree's life, their accomplishments and background, their earliest life, and what they did last week- all to find an opportunity to write a punchline that will make audience members physically reel in their seats and involuntarily dribble a bit of chablis down their chins.
Whether our client's roast honoree is a world famous figure or someone just famous within the thingamajig manufacturing plant of Anywheresville, Your State, we know that the roast jokes we write will be impactful and successful for our clients in THEIR world- be it blue collar, white collar, pink collar, no collar or priest collar. Every client's social and professional circle becomes the center of our universe and every roast event is an opportunity to fill a room with joy and laughter and win immeasurable goodwill and major points for our client. The sound of an audience exploding with hearty, uncontrollable laughter at an unexpected punchline is music to our ears- North, South, East or West.
So take a piece of advice, y'all, from our new friend and client Down South- who emailed to tell us that his roast absolutely KILLED- and hire proven, professional comedy writers with a record of powerful results at Funny Biz Writers. Any other move might just be dumber 'n' dirt, or like chasin' a squirrel with a caterpillar net. Okay, we'll leave the colorful, old time local expressions to our Southern friends!